This is your Nikon camera speaking. Choose me!! That old Pentax is clearly not meeting your expectations, so end the relationship now! I understand that you need to do an investigation, but your level of detail is starting to worry me. I've been so loyal and good to you these last few months; we've really gotten to know each other. It would be such a shame to break up now, just when things are getting good.
Nikon (NOT Pentax)